kittin 2

amos: here, kitty kitty kitty
dave: careful now amos
jj: who does this guy think he is?
dave: be nice, jeremy-jeremy! amos is my only friend
jj: and i'm your only kitten in a tin, big deal
dave: erm...
amos: you mean you haven't told him?
dave: ...about that...
jj: i don't like where this is going, dave
announcer: [fanfare] INTRODUCING: KITTEN IN A TIN! kitten in a tin, kitten in a tin, dave has gone and bought another kitten in a tin. with BIG EYES
dave: where did he spring from?
jj: what an oaf
[enter dr moose]
dm: *meow*
jj: you didn't!
dave: believe me jeremy, i had no choice
announcer: once again we'd like to congratulate the esteemed DAVE (that's right, you, sir) for winning a KIT-TIN - a KITTEN IN A TIN!
amos: you should probably leave, he's having a hard enough time already
announcer: but i like it here
amos: out! [slams door]
announcer: [faintly] i love youuu
[awkward silence]
dave: you know, they really shouldn't joke about things like that
jj: yeah, it's not funny and it makes me uncomfortable...
dave: i heard it offends the gay community
[another awkward silence]
[change of subject]
jj: another kittin?! seriously dave, i mean, didn't the last two months mean anything to you
dave: listen jeremy, it's not that i don't care about you, it's just that... well... i thought you might want a friend to call your own. a little amos of your spieces. to put it plainly, another kitten in a tin
jj: [sulkily] well you know what? [pause] he ain't no friend of mine [storms out]
dm: *meow*

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