Friday, 4 April 2008

kittin 16


announcer: [hums to self] kitten in a tin, it's a kitty-kitty-kit...
[there is a woosh]
amos: oh my!
dave: i think that was our Other Way
jj: i think you'll find it's *my* Other Way
announcer: and mine!
jj: well how do you propose we split it?
announcer: why don't you have it one week, i'll have it the next
dr moose: *meow*
jj: sorry, that's not going to happen
announcer: let's cross that bridge when we come to it
narrator: just then our heroes came to a bridge
jj: how appropriate
amos: and look, there is our Other Way, lurking there in the shadows on the far side
dave: that's not an Other Way, it's a tiger!
amos: a tiger! oh yes, so it is
announcer: [hums] a tiger in a tin, a tiger in a tin, tiggy-tig-tiger...
narrator: ssh! you'll wake it
jj: i believe it's already awake
tiger: *roar*
dr moose: *meow*
dave: this is going to take all of our wit and cunning
announcer: [throws the tiger some bread]
[they sneak past]
amos: well, that was surprisingly easy
narrator: what a disappointment
dave: but we still haven't found the Other Way
narrator: and so, having not achieved very much at all, our heroes to decided to...
[dramatic music] KEEP LOOKING!


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