kittin 10

amos: bouncey-bounce, bounce along, there's a good kitten
jj: [gives him a confused look]
dr moose: *meow*
[they hop around for a bit]
jj: you know, this rather reminds me of lord of the rings
narrator: just then, dave came in the door
dave: uh... i'll just... come in through the door then, shall i? [enters through door]
amos: what a nice door
jj: i never noticed the tones on it before, it really compliments the room
dr moose: *meow*
narrator: our heroes spent the next few lines talking about the door
jj: what a bunch of wasters
narrator: that's what i thought! so i removed the lines, and i'm replacing them instead with a little song i wrote:

if you walk west for three miles
there is a supermarket where you can
only buy your grandmother a small spatula,
life is cruel

dave: that sounds like something my mother used to sing to me before i went to bed
heavenly voice: [from an old episode] i am your mother!
dave: [shouts] we've been through this!
[uncomfortable silence as achieved by unfunny use of shouting]
jj: i sort of preferred it when we were talking about the door
narrator: you can have your cake, and eat it too, because today, we're having...
announcer: a DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOR SPECIAL!
all: [sing:] door spe-cial, door spe-cial, i want to be in the door spe-cial, let's get hinge-ing with it
[pause in which the music fades]
amos: it's so beautiful i could cry
[pause, featuring much sniffling and banging of paws on tin]
dr moose: *meow* [bangs his paws on his tin]
announcer: AND TODAY ON THE "DOOR SPECIAL," WE ARE LOOKING AT DIFFERENT TYPES OF DOOR. TELL ME, FOR SURE, WHICH DOORS ARE YOURS
dave: that one, that one and that one. hey, nice rhyme
announcer: thank you, that will do nicely
dave: that's it?
announcer: um... yep. BYE

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