dave: i'm having a little trouble with my gnome
jj: what appears to be the problem? maybe i can help
dave: it keeps on wanting to be a gome
jj: ah. one of those
amos: i used to fix gnomes when i were a lad. give it here
dave: no!
amos: gimme! [grabs gnome] [shakes gnome] nope, it's broken beyond repair
dave: is that so?
amos: for certain
dave: well maybe jeremy-jeremy here can fix it
jj: with a little help from the doc, i most certainly will
dr moose: *meow*
narrator: and so our friends went on a great adventure, to Fix The Gnome
[pause in narrative]
[narrative resumes]
jj: what do you know about gnome-fixing, dr moose?
dr moose: *meow*
jj: [examines gnome] why, how right you are. he appears to be missing a foxglove for his left hand
dr moose: *meow*
jj: and where would one find such a thing?
narrator: i saw a nice patch of foxgloves out in the woods by the old woman's cottage
jj: really? that's a good spot for a picnic
narrator: or a pleasant game of boules
amos: or a giant crab
jj: go away, amos
narrator: and so our friends went to the woods by the old woman's cottage, where it's a nice place for a picnic or a pleasant game of boules
amos: or a giant crab
jj: go away, amos
dave: doesn't it feel like we've been here before?
narrator: BUT in the midst of their joy they encountered something highly unusual, which, in the interests of suspense, will not be revealed unto ye until...
NEXT TIME!
...to be continued...
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