Monday, 10 March 2008

kittin 7

dave: ...i hereby name ye, dr moose "smithwigglesworth" the third
amos: [applauds]
dr moose: *meow*
narrator: and so it was that dr moose got his new nickname
jj: not so fast! [builds a wall]
dave: but whatever are you doing?
jj: [from behind wall] dr moose and i are hiding out here until you change his nickname
dave: but why ever would you do such a thing?
dr moose: [from behind wall] *meow*
jj: he says that "smithwigglesworth" is a girl's name
dave: but i spent hours choosing it! hours and hours!
dr moose: *meow*
jj: he wants to be known as "the doc." or just "doc"
dave: now, don't be silly. come out from behind there, smithwigglesworth, and don't let jeremy-jeremy tell you what to do
dr moose: *meow*
dave: if you don't come out i'll have to climb over...
jj: you're looking very handsom today, dave
dave: why, thank you!
jj: a handsom boy like you should be inside doing the dishes, not out here talking to us uncool cats
dave: very good poi... hang on a second! you can't flatter me
jj: face it, dave, we're staying put
dave: very well, we shall have a standoff! [sits down]
jj: we win! hooray, doc, we've done it!
dr moose: *victory meow*
dave: [realises his error] oh, panties on a stick!
amos: how did you know he was sitting down?
jj: through clever manipulation of vision, using mirrors and string
amos: i thought as much
dave: i humbly admit defeat. "doc" it is, and let no man say otherwise
announcer: HE'S NOT THE DOC, HE'S A KITTEN IN A TIN

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2 comments:

PEZ said...

this is retarded

Roberto said...

so are you

:)